[–] ideologicidal 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

"Elon Musk just set off some fireworks to distract from his tenuous legal and financial situation"

[–] trotskyberg 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Yep, he's a fraud.

[–] Goys-R-Us 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

He's an intel asset. The front man for privatizing space for fun and profit.

[–] WhitePaladin 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"B-but nobody ever started something sucessful without tax payers money"

Lol wait for his fantards frothing in rage.

[–] Maggotfeast 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Did you know Elon Musks real name is Elongated Muskrat?

[–] GreatestOfAllTime 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That made me laugh, thanks.

[–] VOALTRON 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can we just call it Sky-Net?

[–] RicardoBronson 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Saturday the 25 of May 2019: Space is still fake and no-one is ever going to Mars. Wake the fuck up you bunch of mind controlled sci-fi nerds. Don't you think someone would have gone back to the Moon by now if that shit were possible? I mean it's been almost 50 years already, you fucking sheep" - news I'd consider actually clicking on

[–] OuterSpaceIsCGI 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Cant get past the firmanent

[–] DayOfThePillow 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Elon Musk, proving that people are more willing to be scammed by a man with a South African accent.

[–] ThatsSoJewish 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

ITT: flat earth niggers

[–] blackguard19 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is that like the Middle Earth internet? Because we'll live in Hobbiton before any of us goes to so-called "space."

Remember the thing where he supposedly put a Tesla in space? The one that he said was just a regular car, with no special modifications, but didn't freeze or shatter? I wonder if it’s showing sun damage yet? Funny how they just stopped talking about or showing us pictures of that.

"You can tell its real because it looks so fake" he said. Gosh that hoax didn't age well.

[–] iunno 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, if it was a real car it would have frozen in the vacuum while getting fried by the sun. Why aren't Tesla giving weekly updates on it? They must be hoping we just forget about it so we don't uncover their hoax.

[–] OuterSpaceIsCGI 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

The livestream of the car "in space" was littered with bubbles. And was clearly CGI bullshit. They dont even try hard.

[–] TheCookieMonsterQ 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Does this mean Africans can learn Java? 2070

[–] Smokybubbles 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He better find something successful, his Tesla company is shitting the bed.

[–] Sosacms 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Finally. I can save my porn stash to the dark side of the moon. The cloud just isn't enough. Some asshole with a telescope can still see my porn.

[–] pepefrogjr 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Spacex engine is named DRACO .that tells where his alliance is.

[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

ITT: astroturf

[–] abasketofkittens 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I read that there is a cb radio internet. All you need is a signal converter. Bunch of retired radio men from the military set it up for the apocalypse. This was some years ago, not sure of it's status.

[–] HappyMealBullshit 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Does musk ever win any of these races or does he just ignite them and then fuck off back to his mansions and private jets?

[–] fluhthreeex 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Elon Musk: still doing shit most people don't give a fuck about because it doesn't affect them in any way shape or form

[–] cryptokunbo -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I bet others will be competing to outdo this